The Generator Blog

Flickr Sign Generator

2007-02-07T23:27:00.000Z

Nice idea, type some text and it will download photos tagged with each letter from Flickr - with a cool result - Here is an example:

Have fun.

Give Me a Sign God - Advice from the Almighty

2007-02-04T23:34:00.000Z

Looking for some helpful advice to get you through the darker days. Then head over to "Give Me A Sign God" and get some from the Lord God him/herself.

Snowflake Generator

2006-12-19T22:56:00.000Z

A lovely site that allows you to cut up some virtual paper and make a snowflake. Then you attach a message to the world and click go. It falls through a cloud of other snowflakes with other messages - an amazing 3Million+ snowflakes so far.... makes you feel kind of small - a bit like a snowflake in a snow storm :) Hmmm.

Einstein Blackboard Writing Generator

2006-12-18T21:19:00.000Z

Everyone loves this cuddle father of physics - what better way to bring a smile to peoples faces than to make it look like he wrote something about you on his blackboard. Simply type the text, press go and that's it. Here is one I popped in the oven 20 minutes ago:

Avatar Cartoon "Mess Dude" Generator

2006-12-17T15:24:00.000Z

I love this cartoon avatar generator- I ended up doing a "MessDude" of each member of my entire family. Much to their total horror at my impression of them :) Ah well, lots of fun to be had creating fully customisable little dudes for your mobile, messenger avatar, windows login screen, t-shirt even, the list goes on. On the left you will see an astounding rendering of my very person.

Random Quote Generators

2006-11-30T12:40:00.000Z

Loads of random quote sites here - something for everyone - my favorite is the "spaced" one :) - excellent.

The Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the Coen Brothers movie starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, and Steve Buscemi. Money, mistakes, nihilism, and, of course, bowling.

Jackie Brown Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the Quentin Tarantino movie starring Pam Grier.

JC Chasez Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the pop superstar, JC Chasez.

Kill Your Boyfriend Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the comic book by Grant Morrison, Philip Bond, D'Israeli, and Daniel Vozzo. "Boy meets Girl. Girl falls for Boy. Boy takes Girl on violent rampage through English suburb. Murder, sex, drugs, and anarchy follow."

Oz Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's a werewolf, he's a in a band, he's the quietest guy you know.

Spaced Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the Simon Pegg & Jessica Stevenson sitcom. Two friends, a flat, their weird neighbors and friends, and more geek references than you can blink at.

Velvet Goldmine Random Quote Generator
Random quotes from the Todd Haynes movie starring Ewan MacGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Toni Collette, Christian Bale, and Eddie Izzard. Fame, fortune, glamour, nostalgia, murder, mayhem, and the end of an era.

Cyborg Name Generator

2006-12-16T12:02:00.000Z

Type in your name, pick your robot character and find out what it is an acronym for in the world of robotics. Example:

3D Face Generator

2006-12-15T11:52:00.000Z

Sometimes an online generator comes along and makes you go "WOW - how did they do that!" This is one of those wow factor websites. Answer a small bunch of questions about your lifestyle and wait a minute - then up pops a 3D representation of your face! Mine was uncanny - seriously - uncanny.

Lost Theory Generator

2006-12-14T11:28:00.000Z

As you know - LOST the TV series is basically a televisual form of crack cocaine. I don't have much staying power (missus) when it comes to watching the box. Lost had me addicted from day one. This generator appeals to me, as it generates a random theory on each reload. Some quite clever ideas in there and some stupid ones :) I will tell you how it ends - it is all a dream. Oh yes - check out "LOST Park" on the left there it made me giggle so I had to post it up too - click to enlarge it. The link to the theory generator is below:

Sudoku Puzzle Generator

2006-12-12T11:17:00.000Z

I don't have the sudoku bug myself. In fact I find that watching paint dry is a slightly more productive and fun activity. But for those who are addicted (of which many of my friends are) this generator it for you. Pick how many you want and what level and it produces you a PDF sheet ready for you to print and play with. Enjoy yourself with this one - or perhaps paint a wall and watch it dry :)

Speech Bubble Picture Generator

2006-12-11T11:12:00.000Z

Another simple but really quite fun site. Type in your text and set a couple of variables and it generates a speech bubble image for your e-mails or website - excellent.

Poetry Generator

2006-12-05T16:14:00.000Z

Does what it says on the tin - click a button and get a new random poem. Here is one I made earlier:

All glowing in the wind

Sinister and rabid behind the gods
You shove invisible faces over the water
Alass, Alack! The sin is dying
Weird and dull under the sky
You dispel colorful bugs behind the rain
Repent! The heat has died
All glowing in the wind
We swallow happy elves within the sky
Oh God! The life is no more
shadowed alive
seeing the light
a phone ringing somewhere
After how many voyages
my father
take another road
taking a chance

Complaint Letter Generator

2006-12-03T15:42:00.000Z

This is so delightfully silly and can be used for the humilation of your friends and colleague much to the amusement of you. Here is a complaint about The Generator Blog - (as if)

Why do we put up with The Generator Blog? What in perdition does The Generator Blog think it's doing? And how can The Generator Blog provide irresponsible conspiracies with the necessary asylum to take root and spread and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to take up the mantle and compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to purge the darkness from The Generator Blog's heart. The first thing I want to bring up is that Lysenkoism is dangerous. The Generator Blog's irascible version of it is doubly so.

Because we have the determination to see the truth prevail, we must never forget that The Generator Blog says it's going to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that...") within a short period of time. Good old The Generator Blog. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how balmy they sound. Prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially The Generator Blog's repugnant form of it -- is. Some self-aggrandizing toughies have raised objections to my witticisms, but their objections are all politically motivated. We must face the fact that The Generator Blog has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of The Generator Blog's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that The Generator Blog's declamations are contrary to international human rights and humanitarian standards. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.

Euphemism Generator

2006-11-25T14:40:00.000Z

Looking for a way of expressing something in a dirty and yet not dirty way - then you need a Euphemistic term. The Euphemism Generator can create up to 245,829,668 unique phrases! Here is the one I got - I am now going to grab my telephone and try and introduce it into polite conversation with my great aunt.

This is not an appropriate place for

laminating the purple captain.

Sing your Song Generator

2006-12-07T17:01:00.000Z

This one made me go WOW. Doesn't happen often. So take a look. You simply type in the words of your song and it is sung by samples of famous artists.

Here is a song I made earlier

Horoscope Generator

2006-12-13T10:53:00.000Z

Nice concept - everyone knows that horoscopes are completely made-up. So why not just use this entirely reliable and always funny Horoscope Generator. Here is mine:

Gemini: Keep an eye out - your favourite 80's pop singer's daughter will be charged with homocide this morning but don't fret your day will take a funny twist this afternoon as you find out that your mail man has found true love with your mother. Your lucky colour is beige your lucky number is 3.14159265358979323846 keep an eye on a one-armed man and beware a small pot of crab paste.

Blimey - that is my lucky number!

Book Title Generator

2006-12-10T10:44:00.000Z

Are you an author who is eager to write a book but needs a good idea? Then why not try the random book title generator and then get writing. Here are some book titles I generated earlier:

Welcome to the world of online generation software

2006-11-20T00:09:00.000Z

This blog links to fantastic creative site around the globe that allow you - my honoured guest - to generate all kinds of fun, practical, silly but above all AMAZING things.

Still confused - read some of our posts and we hope you enjoy them.

This site is part of the KiTT NeT Community, bringing fun back to the internet. Updated daily.

Generic Picture Banner Generator

2006-12-09T17:51:00.000Z

Nice, simple, fun, that is what this site is about.

Pick from a selection of images and enter your text. A great laugh - on the left is one I whipped up earlier.

FavIcon from Picture Generator

2006-12-08T17:13:00.000Z

One fore the webmasters and hobby html kings. This generator produces that tiny little icon that appears next to the URI in your browser, this is called the favicon.ico. The best thing is that it makes it from one of your own photos. I made one for this site. Here it is (16 x 16 pixels):

Here it is a bit bigger:

Neat huh! To see it in place on your browser you have to first add this site to your favourites - hell that wouldn't hurt would it?

Anagram Chat Generator

2006-12-06T16:54:00.000Z

An anagram generator disgused as an online chat utility. I thought it was my old pal Ian in this discussion I had with it - how we laughed - but then I realised I was the only sentient one chatting:

E-mail Signature Icon Generator

2006-12-04T16:31:00.000Z

Great tool for creating an image for your e-mail address that you can use on websites and e-mails. The fantastic thing about this is:

1) It looks groovy
2) Spam spiders won't be able to grab your e-mail from an image - so you are quite safe.

Here is one I did for your Mum:

Simpsomaker - Simpson Character Generator

2006-12-02T15:28:00.000Z

This one is a whole lot of fun, a simple and quick interface that allows you to generate your own personal Simpsons character and text.

Evil Santa Generator

2006-12-01T15:20:00.000Z

Good old Santa Claus wasn't a figure of fear in my life until I discovered this twisted generator page and created this monstrosity!

Fake Identity Generator

2006-11-30T15:25:00.000Z

This is a slightly strange generator - allowing you to create an alter ego or fake personal details. I suppose this might have it's uses, unfortunately all of them probably illegal. Here is my new random life - I am off to start living it - you can call me Spence.

Spencer R. Pollard
16 Henley Road
TQ6 3PV
BOWDEN

Email Address: Spencer.R.Pollard@spambob.com

Phone: 077 4297 5045
Mother's maiden name: Burrows
Birthday: April 16, 1943

MasterCard: 537 903 300 998 372
Expires: 5/2008